just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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