Do you still have your period?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize