so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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