foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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