Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize
