sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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