im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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