she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You may now shotgun with the bride
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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