I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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