He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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