Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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