He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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