I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He shit in the fireplace
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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