I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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