When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You are a genius and a whore.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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