I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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