the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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