So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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