I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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