she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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