I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
