But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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