I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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