For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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