Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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