I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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