went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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did you just send me my own nude
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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