did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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