The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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