its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You almost got us killed.
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