what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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