You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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