I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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