It was confusing and full of hummus
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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