Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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