I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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