based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
50% drunk capacity currently
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
