she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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