im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Mom said you looked used
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I got inside last night via doggy door
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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