If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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