If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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