break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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