The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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