"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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