dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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