The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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