Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
should my penis look like a turkey
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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