Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she looked like the before picture.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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