What a fucking waste of an outfit
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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