When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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