Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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