and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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