I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm bleeding and have questions
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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