Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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