ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The best revenge is premature balding
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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