wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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