Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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