you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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