So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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