If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
you never un-have a 4some
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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